FFF! (Fashion Feature Friday)

For this week's FFF, I give you my "Anchors Away" outfit. It's my grand introduction to the upcoming summer season. We've had a couple of warm days down here so it makes me feel kind of "summery".
There is only a few months left in the school year and that kind of boosts the feeling of summer for me.

 Anyways, I would like to tell you about my grand "summer outfit" in detail.
*Please read the following passage in your swarmiest Pirate voice*

Striped Hoodie: As I was sailing over the vast oceans of Old Navy shoppers, I saw ye through my telescope! So I asked the shopping cart captain (mom) if we could pull ye aboard!
$10.00

Red Skinny Jeans: I was paddling in my dingy through the sea of clothing at Old Navy when I rescued you from your sinking clothes rack! You were destined to join my recent crew mate "striped hoodie".
$12.00

Anchor Earrings: You were the treasure I nabbed from my sister "Seashell Sage". She yelled "you land lubber" as I was sailing off with you in tow. It was then that I knew you were worth almost getting caught over!
$20.00 (hand crafted from a LV artist)

Yeah, this outfit could cure scurvy it's so good! Wait a minute (brain comes out of "True-land"), I just realized almost everything I wore came from Old Navy. Dun, duhn, duhn DUN! I couldn't have planned this nautical theme better!

I hope you enjoyed this weeks FFF!
"Sea ye laterz scallywags!"
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